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6.17.2012

A Father's Day Hodgepodge

The "man of the day" with the platter of burgers he and Jack grilled.

Father's Day has been wonderful. Jack and Pam at the Lake tripped over to the farm for lunch of grilled-out hamburgers and some time with Mom and Dad. And Moose, who totally agrees with the rest of us that the farm is a great place to spend some time.

Moose cooling off in the kitchen floor.

I really wish Sis and Chris had been able to bring the little girls to join in the fun - the Vernon family was the only thing missing from an otherwise perfect afternoon.

Happy, happy, happy, happy....

After clipping Moose's wings in the wake of his big, scary adventure a couple of weeks ago, Jack and I decided the best way to make sure he gets enough exercise is to carry him to Mom and Dad's farm for romps through the pasture and long walks with us as routinely as possible. Jack had to help Dad with some cattle a couple of days earlier this week, and Moose successfully rode shotgun both trips. He had one little interaction with the electric fence and asked to be put in "time out", but once he got past the shock, he was good to go. He's a little nervous around the cows, but they're huge, and he isn't accustomed to being around them, so he watches the action quietly and from a distance.

On one of our junkets across through the fields and trees, we noticed beautiful little blooms that we've seen before but never really paid much attention to. I knew it was a form of touch-me-not but had never gone to the trouble of identifying the plant.

Spotted Jewelweed.

Interestingly enough, this is Spotted Jewelweed, a plant that grows wild in this area and is pollinated exclusively by hummingbirds. The juice from the plant stems has powerful anti-inflammatory qualities which counter the effects of poison ivy and is also used in Preparation H. Jack and I have used Burt's Bee's Jewelweed Soap after being exposed to poison ivy for years, but this is the first time we've made the connection between the "magic poison ivy soap" and the lovely plant from which it is made.

Bea V. is ready for her close-up.

I spent some time with the Vernon girls this week and took some brand new pictures of Beatrice. She's still a few days away from being two months old but is very alert and interested in what's happening in the world around her. My friend, Melena, is a photographer who takes lots of baby pictures and has lots of baby props, so I dropped by to borrow a few things before heading off to Sis' house with the camera.

One of my favorite photos from the day. Isn't she beautiful?

Just when you think the sky is clouding-up....

The photos turned out nicely, and I'm going to tell you this - taking baby photographs is some hard work. They wiggle and squirm, and their expressions can change twenty times in about five seconds. Beatrice was so wide awake and into the action that shots of her sleeping sweetly in her birthday suit were completely out of the question, but at least the things she peed on were things that could be cleaned.

...the sun comes out again.
Lucia wasn't in so much the mood to get her picture taken, but she did love dressing up in the beautiful, sherbet-toned tutu with matching leotard and fur jacket that Melena sent in the bag of props. And she managed to crack a couple of smiles for the camera.

Lots and lots and LOTS of ruffles.

Beautiful!!!

The full Flickr album with all the photos from the "shoot" is linked at the upper right of this page. Enjoy!


Father's Day 2012: Proclamation


I love my dad. He makes me think and laugh and challenge myself and ask good questions. He sets an example for how to treat people with kindness and respect that I sometimes fail miserably to follow. He makes the world a better, brighter place.

Happy Father's Day, fathers everywhere. May your children always adore you.

6.09.2012

The Perils of Shallow Water

A Green Heron fishing for his lunch.

Right now at this moment one of the biggest music festival events in the US is happening just a few miles down the road from Jack and Pam at the Lake.

Bonnaroo, which means "a really good time" in the slang of New Orleans' Ninth Ward, started in 2002 as a jam music festival in Manchester, Tennessee and has grown into a premiere destination for lovers of all things cool and lyrical over the last decade.

While we have never been, we appreciate that it's totally fun time for those who go. We understand the photo opportunities presented and would love to crawl the grounds with our cameras, filling our memory cards with the beautiful weirdness of Bonnaroo, but we've seen aerial photos of the parking situation, and the older we both get, the less we suffer things like crowds, heat, peeing in portable toilets and paying six dollars a bottle for the same beer that cost $12.99 for a twelve pack on sale earlier this week at the Kroger near the Baby House in Franklin. Cheers.

And there's a live-stream of the best acts, so at this moment, Jack and I are kicked back in the air conditioning on the couch, drinking Heineken we bought for cheap; our car is parked in the driveway, and we're watching the only band in the festival line-up I gave a hoot about live on the internet for free. The show is wrapping up, and we don't even have to drive home.

Viva le Red Hot Chili Peppers! Vive Bonnaroo!!

Yesterday Jack and I took another kayak trip down the Barren Fork from downtown McMinnville to the ramp at VFW Post 5064 for our own version of "a really good time".  This is the same route we took a couple of weeks ago and was a mostly enjoyable journey that provided for some neat bird-watching and a bit of personal growth.

A young hawk dries his wings in the sun.

As I've written before, water has always been "one of those things"...

Mom doesn't swim a lick. Dad is allegedly a good swimmer, but in my forty-seven years on this planet and all the hours I've spent with him and our family on Center Hill Lake, I've never once seen him swim. As a second-grader I was hauled to Red Cross swimming lessons at the city pool in Smithville, where I was an abject failure and barely earned a certificate of participation. Between the stories Mom told about a childhood friend of hers who died in a flood and getting fished out of the Chesapeake Bay as a five-year-old, a tale that grew over the years with each telling by relatives, the fear of getting my face wet was pretty-well ingrained in my young mind by the time the Red Cross tried to teach my chubby, fearful ass to swim.

I've always loved Center Hill Lake, fishing and boat rides. Over the years and despite my fears, I've jumped in, hung on, fell off, splashed around, gone under and come up again. I've swallowed sheer terror with skis strapped to my feet behind a boat and pure joy when I realized I could jump off the back of a friend's pontoon boat and not drown.

Jack is a swimmer. His mother taught those Red Cross swimming lessons I dreaded so to countless kids and grown-ups over the years. He and his brother and sisters grew up swimming alongside their parents in the river near their camp at Rock Island. The last time Jack and I visited his parents in Florida not that many years ago, his parents were still swimming laps in their pool.

After we met, Jack was quick to figure out that I was totally faking my level of comfort when it came to the water, and for the first time ever I came to terms with my fears and desires. I learned to swim. I learned to fall out of  boat and laugh about it. I learned to ride a tube and truly enjoy a big, bouncy boat wake.

Getting the kayaks last year was amazing. I'd been canoeing in a tiny lake at 4-H camp as a middle-schooler, but that was it. Kayaking looked like fun, and Jackson Kayak was starting to really be a presence in this area, so I was totally hip to the idea when Jack said, "Let's do it. Let's get kayaks."

Those of you who keep up with Jack and Pam at the Lake know that we've made all kinds of journeys in those kayaks and seen everything from bald eagles and snakes to sunsets, rainbows, herons and dragonflies.

A brilliant green dragonfly catches a ride on a leaf drifting downstream.

Two weeks ago when we hit the Barren Fork for the first time in the kayaks. I'd never experienced anything resembling rapids before or rattled across shoals in a few inches of water, hoping to have enough momentum to reach water deep enough to float. I had a ball. We had a ball.

Yesterday was different.

The river was down a good six inches, and while to my rookie mindset, "little water" might seem like a good thing, in reality, it isn't. Water that was thick and smooth on our last trip was now bare with rocky teeth ready to grab our boats. The riff under Beersheba Bridge was my first snag, though I did manage to get myself free from it without leaving the boat or taking on more water than I could sop out of the floor with my sponge.

The next snag wasn't so easy --

Jack crashed through with no problem, but I found myself hung between two big rocks with water rushing all around my kayak. I tried to pop myself out with my paddle, but I was clearly stuck, and the more I tried to free myself, the more water rushed into my boat. I tipped hard to the right, and my sippy cup of iced latte went flying into the current.

After the snag at Beersheba Bridge, Jack had told me that there's no shame in climbing out and "walking through" any rough, shallow spots, so after realizing that I was completely trapped, sideways and taking on water, I slung myself out of my boat into the rush of the current.

A Green Heron ruffles his feathers in preparation to take flight.

Thinking the worst was over at Beersheba, I'd stripped off my shoes and PFD, stowing them behind my seat and readying myself for a smooth "rest of the ride". Now I stood knee-deep in a rapid with water rushing around and through my white, hairy legs as I pulled on my life vest and found enough peace and calm within myself to put on my shoes, balancing first on one leg and then the other without letting either foot slip into the deep cracks between the large, slippery rocks or allowing my kayak to tip over.

This wildflower is known as Lizard's Tail or Water Dragon.

Jack realized my problem and after hitting smooth water below the riff, climbed out of his boat and back up the rapid to where I was stranded. In addition to moral support, he steadied my boat while I climbed back in and provided words of encouragement as I baled probably fifteen gallons of water out of the floorboard of my kayak once I'd made it through the rough stuff.

The water in my boat was, no shit, ankle deep. My camera box floated in the floor of the kayak. The bag with our picnic lunch didn't, but nobody complained about wet bread or a banged-up avocado when it came time to eat lunch. And I found my sippy cup a couple of miles downstream from where I lost it, and my iced coffee actually still had ice!

A look from downstream at one of the gravelly areas we had to cross. The water underneath us here is only about 12 inches deep, which is plenty. The water over the gravel is about 6 inches, which isn't.

Luckily, we encountered enough interesting bird life, such as the spectacular herons we saw along the way, and scenery to make the trip worth the effort, but we won't be doing "the river" again until after the next big rain or two, which will hopefully fall in the next few days. The waterways and the land are thirsty for it. All along the river, we saw vegetation struggling to stay green and encountered several more spots with so little water in the flow that we scraped bottom passing through. Throughout the rest of the route, Jack and I both got "hung up" in low water and had to dislodge ourselves by putting a foot out or using our paddles to push our boats into water deep enough to float us, and we're both sore from having gotten a good workout on the river.

A Louisiana Waterthrush checks its reflection in the water.

As for me, the clammy feeling of being wet-to-the-skin was resolved later with a hot shower, and despite the perils of shallow water, the day and the trip and the time spent together was our very own Bonnaroo.

A Great Blue Heron stood sentinel over the last few hundred yards of our trip. 

6.02.2012

Homecoming - Part 1

Wow! It's been a couple of weeks since I've posted anything new here, and I once again find myself apologizing to those of you who read the blog for lagging behind on my duties.


First of all, Happy Belated Anniversary to my wonderful parents who celebrated 48 happy years together on May 22. I shared this photo of them on facebook the day of their anniversary, and at last count, it had received 73 "likes" and about fifty messages of congratulations from all kinds of friends and acquaintances.


THIS photo of Mom and Dad got almost as many "likes" and comments, too. Plus, many of my friends now have a much clearer understanding of my sense of humor and how I "come by it".

Memorial Day weekend, considered "homecoming" by many old-timers, came and went without that much hoopla, considering that one of DeKalb County's only liquor bars is less than a half a mile away. As has been the routine since FishLipz opened to the public two years ago, we had our share of early-season lost people, stumbling through the dark to our front door to ask, "Are we anywhere near that dance bar on the water?"

A couple of weeks ago, we actually had one little hottie who walked right on into the house with her twelve pack of Bud Light. She had long, blonde hair and was looking for "Travis." Jack was more than happy to help her and the posse of cuties waiting in the car maybe get back on the right track.

Once we'd locked the door and recovered from the shock of having a total stranger walk into our house at 10 p.m., Jack said, "If she'd had better beer, I would've been in favor of letting her stay."


With people and boats and all kinds of merry-making going on here in our backyard, Jack and Pam at the Lake abandoned Center Hill for quieter fun on the water, opting to take our kayaks to the Barren Fork River in McMinnville to do an 8 mile paddle from downtown to the ramp by the VFW there. Jack spent days on end there as a kid paddling with his friends and his Boy Scout troop, but until I started hanging with some McMinnville people, I'd never even considered spending time "on the river". Such is the mind-set of kids who grow up going to Center Hill Lake, I suppose.

We had a wonderful day and encountered all kinds of kids and families enjoying the first day of summer break along the way. I experienced my first "rapids", even though they were little more than fun riffs where the water runs a little bit faster between rocks. We carried sandwiches, chips and homemade brownies with us and pulled up to a sandbar for a picnic. Snake-doctors were hatching all over the place and surrounded our kayaks and the rest of the river with their silent, prehistoric presence.

Jack took this one - we have it on our Sink Creek Photography Facebook page.

Those are ALL snake-doctors. They were hatching everywhere like this.

It was a great escape from the steady stream of cars and boats passing in front of the house when we returned home. Poor Moose was on house arrest for much of the weekend, since we worry about him getting hit by a car while he's out on his nightly patrol of the neighborhood, so we were all happy to see the mass exodus of weekend warriors late Monday afternoon.

We all breathed a sigh of relief that the perils of a holiday weekend were in the rear-view mirror and that the dangerous time for our pets had passed.

We were wrong...






Homecoming - Part 2

Tuesday started quietly.

What few boats and cars we saw passing in front of the house mostly seemed to be local. And there weren't that many of them.

At 8:30 in the morning, the temperature outside was pleasant and a little breeze was blowing, so we opened the sliding glass door to enjoy some fresh air and allow the dogs, particularly Moose, some freedom he hadn't had over the weekend.


Sometime around lunch clouds gathered, and we heard thunder from an approaching storm. Moose, who had been sleeping at the front corner of the yard near where my car stays parked, was nowhere to be found. Jack had nagging concerns about Moose since mid-morning and had called for him several times. He isn't afraid of storms at all, but his favorite way to experience them is sprawled out on his doggie bed in the shelter of our front porch. The storm passed and Moose still didn't appear. We were worried.

When he didn't show up after a second round of thunderstorms rolled through later in the afternoon, worry turned into something much more intense.

Neither Jack nor I slept much Tuesday night. We each imagined horrible worse-case scenarios in our exhausted minds. I thought I heard Moose barking at 1 a.m. and spent fifteen minutes calling for him from the porch. Two hours later I woke up in tears, afraid he'd been dog-napped to be sold to a research facility. Jack flipped back and forth through mental images of everyone who has ever looked admiringly at Moose and said, "I'd love to have a dog like that."


We beat ourselves up for not having him micro-chipped. For allowing him be friendly to people. For letting him get used to playing outside without supervision.

I got up early Wednesday, but Jack was already awake. He was on FaceBook, sharing Moose's picture, letting everyone on his friend list know we had a missing dog. I spread the word to my friends as well before Jack and I drove to the local animal control on the outside chance Moose had been turned in as a stray.

On the front door hung a "missing" poster for our friend Amanda's dog, Cotten, a big yellow dog who looks a lot like Moose and disappeared from another part of the county last week. My heart sank.

"Moose is still alive," Jack said confidently on our trip back home. "We just have to concentrate on that."

And we did. We'd driven around the neighborhood enough times to know that he wasn't anywhere near here. Our dear friends up the road, the Medleys, had driven around the neighborhood looking for him, too. He wasn't here, but he was somewhere. We were going to find him.

I quickly put together a "flier" with photos of Moose, information about his disappearance and our contact number, and our friends on Facebook took it from there. Within 30 minutes of posting to our timelines, the flier had been shared over a hundred times by people from across Tennessee and elsewhere, and Jack and I had received words of support, encouragement, prayer and peace from countless friends and acquaintances far and near.

I talked to Mom and Dad and Sis, because no matter how bad a thing might seem, they always make me feel better.

Diva and Dudley fretted. Diva fell into a routine of smelling Moose's bed - deep whiffs and snorts - then begging to go outside where she would run around the yard in a frenzy before begging to come back in. Watching her reaction to Moose's absence was heart-breaking. She was a mess.

The afternoon passed in a blur of finally figuring out how to get our year-old "new printer" operational, making fliers and driving around Smithville, asking permission to hang them at grocery stores and convenience markets, all of which welcomed my double-sided super-sticky tape and wished us luck in finding our dog.

By six o'clock we were exhausted and starving. Neither of us had eaten anything all day long, and there's only so far a body can go on watered-down iced coffee with 1% milk and Splenda. We grabbed tacos from the new Taco Bell in town and found a quiet place to eat and strategize our next steps in the plan to bring Moose home.

"We'll need more fliers," I said, barely tasting the hot sauce I'd squirted onto my food. "A lot more. I'll make them half-page size, and we'll windshield every car in the Pates Ford parking lot on Saturday and Sunday. And an ad in the paper next week - we'll just use the same flier and have it put on page A-3..."

I rattled on, and when I'd finished, Jack took my hands and looked me squarely in the eyes. "Moose is out there, and we're going to find him."

Food took care of one empty spot, but the other was evident in simply walking through our front door, and the near-certainty of another sleepless night loomed in it. One last patrol of the neighborhood before dark resulted in nothing but a grim prediction from our neighbor, Frank, who wished us luck but told us, in no uncertain terms, that Moose was gone and we'd probably never see him again.

We'd barely gotten home and sat down when Jack said, looking up from his laptop, "Amanda found Cotten. He came home. She sent me a message."

Suddenly our fear that rogue stealers of big, yellow dogs were prowling the countryside abated, and we felt a brief shiver of hope, but that possibility was fairly far down the list anyway.

Minutes later, at 7:15, the phone rang. An unfamiliar number with a different area code from ours popped onto the caller ID screen. I answered and quickly realized this was the call we were hoping for...

The lady introduced herself as Bettye Pollard from White County. She had seen Moose's picture on FaceBook and said, with a lot of conviction, she had seen him at 8:30 that morning near Sligo Bridge. "I know it was him. I'm almost certain it's the exact same dog in those pictures. He was standing right by the road at the last curve before you get to Sligo Bridge coming from Smithville. He looked scared and confused."

After thanking her for calling, Jack and I grabbed our "missing" fliers took off into the fading daylight toward Sligo.

For those of you who aren't from the area or who have forgotten exactly what Pates Ford to Sligo looks like, here's the map from GoogleEarth --


By land (red line - 20 miles) or water (blue line - 15 miles), there's significant distance.

Driving slowly down the hill toward Sligo Bridge, we held our breath rounding each curve, knowing that busy roads are dangerous places for scared, confused dogs. There was no sight of him on the road or at the marina. The few people we were able to talk to had been out on the water all day and hadn't seen him. We stopped to hang a flier on the TWRA bulletin board near the entrance and continued our search.

We crawled the area across the bridge, noting the approach of dusk, and discussed whether we should head home or return with a vengeance Thursday morning.

One last stop, we decided. Even though Center Hill Restaurant on the Smithville side of Sligo was closed, I rolled our car up the steep hill into the parking lot. Jack quickly left a couple of fliers at their front door, and we stopped for a moment to soak in the day's last light and take a deep breath before heading back down the road toward home and another long, sad night.

I stopped at the base of the drive and looked to my left for on-coming cars before pulling out into the road. No traffic was heading our way, but in the warm, pink glow of sunset, running as fast as he could up the hill to our car, was Moose.

"JACK!!! There he IS! There's MOOSE!!!" I yelled.

Moments later he jumped into the empty driver's seat of the car and huddled in a trembling, whining ball like world-class athlete collapsing at the finish line of the world's most grueling race. He seemed to be in disbelief, as were we. Jack retrieved the blanket we carry for emergencies from the trunk, and lifted Moose, who was quite wet for some reason, into the back seat.

He'd recognized the sound of our car or the sounds of our voices somewhere along our trek and had given his all to catch up with us and do his part in getting home.

As much as we wanted to hug him and love him and pet him, the priority became getting home and making sure he was OK. I wasted no time retracing our path so we could collect the fliers we'd distributed, and when we got to the marina parking lot to pull the one off the bulletin board there, Moose sat up and cried like he we was being returned to hell.

I cried, too, tears of relief and happiness as I called Sis and then Mom and Dad to let them know the wonderful news.

Arriving at the house a half-hour later, the homecoming was sweet. Moose was as "beside himself with joy" as an exhausted, dehydrated, kind of freaked-out dog can be. Dudley and Diva led the tail-wagging party, and all Jack and I could do for the rest of the evening was watch Moose sleep and twitch with dreams of what had to be an even more terrifying ordeal for him that it was for us.

I called Bettye Pollard right away. She was so delighted to have been a part of Moose's homecoming that she refused the reward we offered. I think I'm going to send her a little something anyway.

He slept most of his first 36 hours back, taking short wakes to eat, drink and relieve himself in the front yard from the end of the leash but is now more back to normal. He's not thrilled with being on virtual house-arrest, but unless we figure out exactly what happened and how he ended up miles from home, which is unlikely, he isn't going to be roaming free, even if it's just the front yard and the field across the way. He was hanging close to the house when he disappeared, and it could happen again.

His collar was missing when we found him, and it's likely that he had to slip out of it to escape from whoever it was that had him. Moose is accustomed to traveling through thick brush, and only once has lost his collar - a couple of weeks ago - because it had gotten loose. He doesn't have any bruises, scrapes or road-rash to indicate that he have jumped out of a moving truck or car. He also doesn't have briar scratches from traveling through rough terrain. The most plausible explanation is that for whatever reason, malicious or not, someone decided to take Moose for a boat ride.

Unlike Jimmy, our old blue-tick hound, Moose doesn't wander as far as the marina or beg to go on houseboat rides with strangers. That someone lured or led him from our yard with us home, doors and windows open, is undoubtedly what happened.

While we'd like to know exactly what Moose went through and the specifics of his disappearance, it's just as well we don't. The law doesn't do much to protect animals and their owners from malice, theft or the threatening behavior of others, and replacing the pure joy of Moose's return with the frustration of a system that isn't going to resolve anything to our satisfaction isn't a trade-off either Jack or I want to make.

So, we celebrate his homecoming with raw hide and flea shampoo and plenty of walks around the neighborhood.


In closing Jack and I want to thank all the family members, friends, acquaintances, complete strangers, veterinarians' offices, animal rescues and humane societies who responded to our pleas for help on Wednesday and shared Moose's story online. Without your actions, we would still have a missing dog right now and the likelihood of finding him would be rapidly diminishing with each passing car and hour. Your words of encouragement and support were, and still are, worth more than you'll ever know, and we truly appreciate the positive messages, prayers, phone calls, meditations, love, vibes and strength you sent our way. People can say what they like about the negative aspects of FaceBook and the superficiality of the exchanges between people there, but when Jack and I (and Moose) really needed a strong, effective "social network", it was there for us.

And we aren't the only ones... Just this morning a friend found a dog in Nashville, and within four hours of posting his picture to FaceBook, he had been returned home. Yesterday two dogs were reunited with their owners after a four day absence after someone recognized them online.

News of Moose's homecoming was huge among our online posse. Together our happy messages of "MOOSE IS HOME!" got nearly 500 likes and more than 300 comments of congratulation. He's practically famous.

Next week he gets a new ID microchip. And maybe his very own FaceBook page.